When I’m famous…
Those guys that wouldn’t date me
Those girls who picked on me
My parents
My best friend
Me
Lose fifteen pounds from your problem areas (hips, fifth and fourteenth space-boobs, vestigial face)
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Spend more time with your government-rationed .452 of a son or daughter
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Take the family on a trip to www.nature.com
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Volunteer at your local chapter of the White People…
